

And Romanians are the loveliest people I've met. Every film junkie should work with a B-movie staple at least once before death. But I had a great time acting in it, playing the perennial idiot in the horror movie who says "What's down this hole?" and dies for his hubris. "Gargoyle"'s heart is in the right place, but its aspirations are conservative.

I think the movie suffers from a lack of sex and violence, though there is one car chase stunt that looks so dangerous it could only have been filmed in a country where life is cheaper than beer. It gets dirty under there and you've gotta clean it sometime. I don't think I'm spoiling anyone's experience of this film by telling you not to see it if you have anything better to do, like clean under the stove.
